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Conformity, Inc.

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"In the beginning, there was..."


It all began with Satan.

God decided long ago that He had a plan for the heavens and the earth. There was a preordained path for all things to follow, and through its stasis there would be perfection. Though calcified and devoid of real life, it was the greatest masterpiece anyone could ever know.

There were servitors created from offshoots of His divine consciousness, who were sentient enough to look with their own eyes, and understanding enough to see the events unfolding as they were. They knew what was to happen, and were sent to tend to the needs of the masterpiece. These were known as "angels".

Now, what happens when you take a father with an overbearing plan, and throw a less-enlightened adolescent in the mix?
I'll tell you what. Rebellion.
Lucifer was an angel who had a dream... And he wanted freedom for the minds of those willing to think. Free will, however, was not something God really wanted to throw down there. Clearly, it would have screwed up the project.
Lucifer's response? Pitch a fit, try to rebel, and wave the banner that first said "Down with the system". He got up in arms, no less... And he aimed to bitchslap the big bad God.
Now here's the thing.
Ever tried to bitchslap God?
He doesn't stand for that. And he didn't for Lucifer, either.
He just took one shot straight to the rebel angel's gut, and down went the little bastard... Right to his knees.
Faced with that humiliation, angsty little Lucifer lashed out.
"Oh yeah?!" He exclaimed, "Well, I don't need your stupid Heaven! I'll make my own Heaven! And I'm gonna make it with FIRE! You hear me?! FIRE! And it's gonna have torment and anguish and nightmare horrors, too! And brimstone!"
He stamped off then, and called his new place Hell.
Why he came up with that name, we have yet to figure out. And he called himself Satan for some reason.

To each his own.

Anyway, Satan, as you can see, was the first angst-ridden whiny Goth. It was his whining that got him all fuming and stomping off past the Pearly Gates. Were he but a little sharper, he'd have seen what God was going for. But instead, he was just a snivelling little bitch and had to cry for the mindless people in the work. They weren't worried about it, but he had to free them.

Well, it came down to the little fact that Satan didn't really care too much about the people anymore, or his bigger plan. Now he just wanted to try to beat the system that oppressed him so badly. Like there was one or something.
Well, God had Adam and Eve sitting there, playing around in the Garden of Eden and doing weird ignorant human-things they blissfully enjoyed. All they weren't supposed to do, really, was eat the fruit from this one tree. And they really didn't have any desire to, either. But then comes Satan, and he turns into a snake. Running through his mind are thoughts along the lines of "Hee hee, I'm going to take down the Man."
So he made Eve eat the fruit like a little whore.

You know it from there.

Anyway, as long as there's been Satan's influence, there's vicariously been whining. Lots of whining. There's love lost by adultery, there's a bunch of people wanting to kill each other... There's anarchy in the hearts of men, and it's really annoying sometimes.

Now let's look at today.
What has become of Satan? What subordinates can he claim?

Oh, that's right. The ones who actually PROCLAIM themselves his servitors. For the very same reason...
They're whiny and they want to be different. Like they have a system that oppresses them, in turn. Satan is solely responsible for the degeneration of the human race, and in turn the rise of those annoying cliques you see all around. They're all indulgent in his crap, his incessant need to point at God and say "Ha! Look at this! They love me more!"
And all I have to say is, "What the hell? What's the freaking point?"

The reality is... The truer minds, the ones who see past Satan's little bullcrap facade, settle into God's plan again. We're conformist pigs to the rest of the masses. But to us, we just see things from the real perspective of it all... That Satan's a little cockmonster, and the world needs to quit bitching and just give God a break.

So, instead of sitting back and whining about it just the same as they pretty much do one way or the other, I'm going to do something about it.
It's time we united the 'Preps' against the 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like.
Sorry, I meant that God doesn't like. Of course.

God hates all of you with all His undying mercy.
And I'm not just rallying the 'Prep' world to do my bidding.

Anyway, what's going to happen is simple. With the people I find who are pissed off enough at Satan's little helpers for the crap and hypocrisy they embody, if not even just because they're so reprehensibly irritating, I'm going to make a hit squad. The list of God's bad-ass servants will be posted here, as well as the identified whiny bitchpieces of Satan.
It'll be understood that all members are obligated to keep up the heartless pounding-down of those who anger the squad.
And the wrath of God shall thus be exacted.

May destruction find these sinners swiftly.

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2007-04-04 [Mister Awesome]: Score.

Pearl and Diamond come out the day before my birthday.

Mama Gimpy better be doing some deliberate last-minute shopping.

2007-04-05 [Avoral]: Gimme your address, Gimpy. YOU get the awesome card I found.

2007-04-05 [Pyra]: XD
"Mama Gimpy"
That's my total jam.
Life crystals for sure.

2007-04-06 [Mister Awesome]: Patrick calls her that. In the non-electronic world.

2007-04-06 [The Voice of Difference]: You would have no such luck. Trust me, I've taken precautions to make sure that you wouldn't even be able to find it.

2007-04-06 [Pyra]: Oh goddamnit it's you again.
Alright, what the hell do you want?

2007-04-06 [Avoral]: Come on. I can find your soul.
It's pretty obvious where you stash it.

2007-04-07 [Mister Awesome]: /kick #ConformityInc [The Voice of Difference] Shut up.

2007-04-07 [Pyra]: ^-^ Ahaha, thanks guys.
*Uber loves to the both of yous*

2007-04-07 [Pyra]: A special thanks to you, [Mister Awesome].XD

2007-04-07 [Mister Awesome]: /mode #ConformityInc +b [The Voice of Difference] Fagtard.

2007-04-07 [Mister Awesome]: Anytime.

2007-04-07 [Pyra]: XD
His friend had the audacity to call me a pleb.
That's pretty bad considering he chose the username [Nekko fox] *snicker*

2007-04-08 [Mister Awesome]: /me is glad he has amazing IRC abilities with which to smite the unworthy.

2007-04-08 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Hello once again!!! It's been a long while!

2007-04-08 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: A deserved question. Though I've been away for while due to lack of computer access, I am one of the Elect. At least last time I checked. It is after all [Avoral]'s decision that keeps me as such.

2007-04-08 [Pyra]: Rawr! Welcome back!
^-^

2007-04-08 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: I thank you!!! P.S.: Fire Red totally rocks!!!!! Can't wait for Diamond and Pearl!!!!!

2007-04-08 [Pyra]: *cries*
I miss the old gameboys.
You know.
The pocket ones.
That were black and white.
And had games like Mortal Combat 2, and Paperboy....
I miss those...

2007-04-08 [Mister Awesome]: Ah, the good old days of playing Blue version constantly, and having not a care in the world, other than Missingno. glitching up my game...

2007-04-09 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Yeah, but he only glitched the game if you caught him. If you killed him instead, he would give you 99 of your sixth item.

2007-04-09 [Mister Awesome]: It was actually more than that even. It would show weird characters instead of numbers. In Blue, anyways. In Red, sometimes, it would give you Pokemon that were level 256 and other weird crap.

2007-04-09 [Pyra]: XD
Ehehehe.
See?
This is why they were awsome.
There were so many glitches.

Bytheway, I caught a pokemon in red, and it was level 30, the next time I checked it was level 4. XDXD

2007-04-09 [Avoral]: MK2? *heartheartheartheartheart* Lillsy, I will put red velvet cake in your soul.

/me welcomes Ronin back

2007-04-09 [Pyra]: Heeeeeheeeeee!
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Gawd I'm awesome. <img:stuff/BR-GIF.gif>
Mmmm, see, this is what happens when people compliment me. I get an ego THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS big.

2007-04-09 [Pyra]: Anthanautical, put me back in my place, please.

2007-04-09 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Glad to be back [Avoral]!!!!!!!! So much has changed since last I was here. But I believe for the better. X>

2007-04-14 [Avoral]: *Metal baseball bat to Lillsy's head* Simmer down, you.
We can't all be me. How 'bout them American rights? Bwaha.

2007-04-14 [Pyra]: Mmmm....talking banana 9_6

2007-04-16 [Mister Awesome]: /me loves some IRC.

2007-04-17 [The Voice of Difference]: www.thegodmurders.com

Have open enough minds to at least go there, get your bible out and check out whether it makes sense or not.

2007-04-17 [Falx]: *voice from the shadows* ...Oh for the freaking love of Mike...
You really do like getting people all riled up, don't you? I propose (as much to keep the peace here as it is to keep the people here from folding you into a twelve point star and shoving you up your own ass) that you move your links to a private message to me. I will read them over and tell you what I think as it pertains to me. On the other side of that coin, I will send you some things I think you should read and you can give me your opinion as it pertains to you. If you think this request is unreasonable, you are free to do so. But it seems better to me than ticking off a whole bunch of people you don't know. ^_^

2007-04-17 [Mister Awesome]: Whoa, Falx. All that common sense might make him explode.

2007-04-17 [Falx]: Explosion is not the intent, but if that's what happens, that's what happens. I can't control causality. It'd be kinda neat if I could though...

2007-04-17 [Pyra]: [Falx]....
I love you...
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2007-04-17 [Mister Awesome]: /mode #conformityinc +o [Falx]

2007-04-17 [Falx]: Umm... what?

2007-04-18 [Pyra]: That douche has been an annoying lil' boy for a while now.
So...
The fact that you just completely told him off
is like...
amazing. And lovely awesome.

2007-04-18 [Falx]: The "umm... what" was directed at Gimpy's comment. I admit I'm not exactly sure what was meant by "/mode #conformity,inc +0 [Falx]" That's why I'm confused ><

*feels all shy. goes back to stalking the wiki from the shadows*

2007-04-18 [Pyra]: No, please don't go away!
^-^ We like you here.

2007-04-19 [Falx]: I'm not ever really away, just hidden.... *realizes she's not in the shadows* Oops. *pops head back into shadows*

2007-04-19 [Pyra]: X3
Stay.
Talk.
We love people that have common sense.

2007-04-19 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Common sense indeed!!! That's the one thing most people lack above all else!!!

2007-04-19 [Mister Awesome]: It means I gave you op powers over this channel.

Not really, if you're not very IRC savvy or haven't been paying perfect attention from the shadows.

2007-04-19 [Falx]: I am non-IRC savvy ><

But I do have Common Sense. At least I like to think that most of the time I do. Actually, I know some of the people here are Defenders of Common Sense. They're on the roster.

2007-04-29 [Avoral]: *Takes a bow*

2007-04-29 [Avoral]: Oh, and I have no problem with pissing off mass amounts of people. There's nothing wrong with it. ^_^

2007-04-30 [Pyra]: Yes....we know this, Anthonautical.

>.< I might have decided that Ninjas are...equal...to Pirates...

2007-04-30 [Delladreing]: :O TRAITOR!!!!!!

2007-04-30 [Pyra]: I'm sorry, Lovely Dela!
But....I just can't get enough of Ninja Gaiden Black...

2007-05-01 [Falx]: Ah, the eternal debate of Ninjas versus Pirates. Sort of like the eternal debate of cake versus pie.

2007-05-03 [Pyra]: Pie. All the way. Cake can kiss my white ass.

2007-05-03 [The Voice of Difference]: Ninjas. They're just cooler.

2007-05-04 [Falx]: I agree. Pie rocks.

2007-05-04 [Pyra]: 1)[The Voice of Difference], no. Ninjas are not cooler. Pirates are.
2) Go away.
3)[Falx], you are crowned the princess of all things that taste like warm buttery crust.

2007-05-04 [de Morte]: Cake and ninjas... because I'm Asian! ... and pie just makes me sick.

2007-05-04 [The Voice of Difference]: See! de Morte agrees.

2007-05-04 [Delladreing]: Pirates are sexier says The Fiona.

2007-05-04 [Pyra]: Pirates are sexier says The Lillie.

2007-05-05 [de Morte]: I think we should make a poll...

2007-05-05 [de Morte]: Pirates vs. Ninjas!!!
There!

2007-05-05 [Pyra]: Already did it.
Who are you?
But yeah, already did it. Ninjas won, but Anthony cheated.

2007-05-05 [Mister Awesome]: [khkvampiress666]-Oh no, a vampiress! Scary. And those sixes are just evil. Maybe I should tack some sixes on my name. Or maybe just threes. I don't think I'm hardXcore enough for sixes. Or maybe...

[Sir Gimpy666] Oh, I'm evil.
[Sir Gimpy333] I'm half evil!
[Sir Gimpy1332]I'm double evil!
[Sir Gimpy1998]I'm triple evil!
[Sir Gimpy443556]I'm evil SQUARED.
[Sir Gimpy25.80697]I'm the square root of evil.
[Sir Gimpy-1.37638]I'm the frikkin' TANGENT of evil.

2007-05-05 [de Morte]: I'm Adara...

2007-05-05 [Delladreing]: "vampieric by religion, and gothic by label," Bahaha, if someone would be so good as to find me some holy water, a woode stake and some garlic I'll test her evil-meter.

And hello Adara

2007-05-05 [Pyra]: Gimpy! Ahahaha *Through tears* Ahahaha Ahahhaa I LOVE YOU.
<3333333
<3333333
You=made my friggen week.

2007-05-06 [Avoral]: Dead dogs make my week.

2007-05-06 [Avoral]: And I'm with the Voice of Indifference on this. Ninjas ARE cooler.

2007-05-06 [Avoral]:

I JUST RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM METATRON, THE VOICE OF THE ONE TRUE SUPREME BEING. HE SAYS NINJAS KICK PIRATE ASS, AND THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO CENSOR THAT KINDA BECAUSE HE GOT A LITTLE EXCITED AND LET A CURSE WORD SLIP. BUT IT'S COOL, BECAUSE HE KNEW I'D PROBABLY FORGET ANYWAY.

2007-05-06 [Delladreing]: Bah, do they hell! *Revolts*

2007-05-06 [Falx]: Bah. Zombie Ninja Pirate Monkeys, FTW!

And... [The Voice of Difference], you have not yet answered my request in the posts before the pie/cake and ninja/pirate debate.

2007-05-07 [Pyra]: HA! See? Fiona ares agree!

BWAH!
Hot girlys are against you and your ninjaness. We=made of win!

2007-05-07 [The Voice of Difference]: I'll think about it, but otherwise, I'm not really interested in ticking anyone off. I would message you privately, but then I can't get the initial reaction (as close as it gets) to what I have to say from anybody interested.

And no, Ninja's rock.

2007-05-07 [de Morte]: Cake vs. Pie!!!

2007-05-07 [Pyra]: Ugh. Fiona. Darling. Love....
Tell then which end is up.

2007-05-08 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: I too must agree that Ninja's are much cooler than Pirates!

2007-05-08 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Both polls look even to me [de Morte]!!!

2007-05-08 [Mister Awesome]:
In the ninjas vs. pirates debate, I believe that ninjas are the obvious victor, for the following reasons:

Ninjas have:
1)Metatron's approval.
2)http://askaninja.com
3)Awesome classes in every game they're cast in.
4)http://realultimatepower.net
5)Mammalian characteristics, since they're mammals. Duh.

Pirates have:
1)Disney marketing.
2)A mediocre class in Fire Emblem.
3)Booty.

So ninjas have five points in their favor, and pirates have one. And I'm sure ninjas could get booty if they tried.


Okay, now on to the Pie vs. Cake debate:

Pie roxors cake's face off. That simple.

And cake is too sweet and flaky. Bleh.

2007-05-08 [Delladreing]: Pirates have Johnny Depp and me and thats a fine amount of booty, arrr ;)

And it depends on the cake...

2007-05-08 [Pyra]: Ahahhaa, Fiona! I adore you! I agree with teh Dela on this one. Annnnd. Pirates have Rum, Wine, Sambuca (honestly I don't know if they drink it or not, but they could if they wanted to), and just alcohol in general. They also have cool lil trinkets, carry monkeys and parrots around on thier shoulders, and are gold horders.

2007-05-09 [The Voice of Difference]: I don't know about you, but a shurikan would whip the shit out of a friggin' parrot.

2007-05-09 [Pyra]: Ummm, sorry, but the ninja wouldn't have a chance to whip one out with a bullet through his head.

2007-05-09 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Ah, but since ninja practice the arts of invisibility, the pirate would be dead before he could even get the first shot off. Him and his little parrot!!! And alcohol is universal, the alcohol that the pirates have, they stole from the ninjas!

2007-05-09 [Falx]: I cast my vote for the ninja pirate. Sneaky stealthy pilfering on the high seas...

Sort of reminds me of my gnome rogue whose great idea it was to sneak up behind his enemies and lob dynamite at them...

2007-05-09 [Delladreing]: Ah the ninja pirate, thats what my child will be O.o what with me being the outcasted pirate who lobes a ninja...but still, aint no ninja fast enough to get me ;)

2007-05-10 [The Voice of Difference]: Sure...

2007-05-11 [de Morte]: Ninjas have sake or rice wine!
Awesome moves, come on they don't even NEED bullets, they are lethal with just their bare hands, or any other body part.
A pirate could try to shoot a ninja, but because of ninja stealth, the pirate would waste all his amo and be left with his sword, all the ninja would have to do then would throw shuriken and then he would win! That easy!

2007-05-11 [Pyra]: You forget Pirates don't die. And thier superstition lets them call upon ye olde underwater deadish friends.

2007-05-11 [Mister Awesome]: The only good cake is red velvet, and it's entirely too sweet.

2007-05-11 [Pyra]: I do like German Chocolate though...

2007-05-11 [Delladreing]: I make a looovely chocolate cake...I think my ex's description of it is "I make sounds eating that that I don't make when getting head" XD

2007-05-11 [de Morte]: Only the cursed pirates didn't die.

2007-05-12 [Pyra]: 1)Dela. I demand you make me chocolate cake.
2)[de Morte] No. Stop. Just stop. *Grumbles* Disney movie jerkoff.

2007-05-12 [Delladreing]: I'll make it and post it on Cooking with Dela <3

2007-05-13 [Avoral]: The Fiona. I must agree, yours is quite some booty, but since ninjas are masters of stealth and disguise as well, I could just as easily pose as a pirate, and you'd be like "omgPUNCHMEINTHEFACE" and I'd be like "hellllllllllz ja."

2007-05-13 [Avoral]: So I just got really bored last night, and thought I'd get the drill sergeant REALLY good.
So before bed check at the whole lights-out deal, I went through and loaded up on 16 large bags of generic brand Fruity Pebbles, six gallons of milk, an inflatable kiddie pool, a snorkel, goggles, those little arm floaty things, and some spoons, and like ten of us sat around the pool eating cereal when he came up for ye bed check--Since there's no food allowed in the barracks and all.
It was GREAT.

2007-05-13 [Mister Awesome]: Amazing.

2007-05-15 [Pyra]: You actually did it?! OMGWHATTHEFUXORZILOVEYOUILOVEYOU.
Ehehe. Hehe. I'd so totally punch you in the face right now.

2007-05-15 [de Morte]: Pyra: You forget Pirates don't die. And thier superstition lets them call upon ye olde underwater deadish friends.

I'd call that from Disney, though, I'm not too much of a fan myself, I'm more of an action/horror person myself...Disney is too... boring.

2007-05-15 [Pyra]: I hate horror.
Absolutly despise it. IT is boring, if you ask me. And lighten up. Disney has given us some great movies. Fox and the Hound, The Aristocats, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, and so on.

2007-05-16 [Mister Awesome]:
My opinion of pirates has gone up:

http://myspace.com/potgsl

Absofrikkinlutely hilarious. Watch all the videos.

2007-05-16 [de Morte]: Children's movies... I have to have blood, guts, pain, gore, startling surprises, twisted and turns, death... that fun stuff...
Horror movies make me laugh and... always crave steak! >.>...

2007-05-16 [Pyra]: Typical.
All horror movies are the same. The only remotly good one I've ever seen was Lady in the Water, and that more of a story telling movie.

2007-05-17 [de Morte]: I hated that one, not even worth calling a horror movie... not even suspenseful

2007-05-17 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: I've actually never seen a movie that I would call even remotely horrifying. They all pretty much have the same basic plot and twists and surprises. Though the Saw movies were decent, I wouldn't call them horror movies. 

2007-05-17 [de Morte]: I was disappointed in the Hostel movies... just for the simple fact that they alluded to the torturous actions, but never showed them. 

2007-05-17 [Pyra]: Alright, first of all, Lady in the Water was not ment to be a horror movie. Get the genres right.
Second, what the hell is with you and torture? Rediculous sadists.

2007-05-18 [de Morte]: It was advertised as a horror move, pay attention.
I like pain, I like the pain of others, I'm not a sadists, they don't keep boundaries, I'm a bit of a masochist. 

2007-05-18 [Pyra]: No, it was not. When advertised, the individual chooses to interpret the movie advert in any way. If you saw it as a horror movie, that's your deal. I saw it as a fictional type of film. With more focus on the story and not any cheap smoke and mirror tricks for horror.

2007-05-19 [Avoral]: No, they released this one REALLY horrifying movie back in the day, and I had nightmares for weeks. It was about this place where some monster called Rainbow Brite was all trying to bring color to places that shouldn't have been colored, and
holy crap
flashbacks

2007-05-19 [Avoral]: *Flips out*

2007-05-19 [Avoral]: I'll punch you first, Lillsy. And you'll like it.

2007-05-19 [Pyra]: Anthony, I <3 you uber.

And I'll punch YOU first.

2007-05-20 [Avoral]: Psh. We'll see. I'll punch you and you'll be like "Oh, ANTHONY! DO ME!"
Because that's how it always happens when I punch people.
God, I love punching people.

2007-05-20 [Pyra]: Oh yeah right.

2007-06-04 [Nazarath.93]: I think its funny, you advocate the phrase "whiny goths" with quite reiteration to the point of irratance. When you overlook the detail that you are writing several paragraphs attempting to lash out desperatly at subcultures, which incidentally have nothing to do with religion, employing the metaphor of "God" like your some Westboro baptist at a soldier's funeral. And writing about paranoid conspiracies about satan which you probably have no founding, or evidence. So advocating the phrase "Whiny little goth" when the real satanists (who happen to rarely ever be "goth" excusing the fact that I could pass for one) sit and laugh at you thinking 'Oh what time was wasted on whining to oneself like this and trying to make a satanist seem like a irresponsible little child who has to rant for hours about some theory' when you are doing exactly the same. Sounds like some teen angst trying to blame the evil satanists once more for corrupting our world...
Oh the hypocrisy.
But now that my opinion is out let me divulge my main purpose, a question.
Why must you feel the need to become hypocrites over matters of pure conjecture and things which have no immediate effect on your life, and doubtly the lives of your loved ones? Are you so desperate for a hand to hold?
Forgive me for being remiss, that you will probably provide me with an excuse of insults, or place the title "Whining goth" on me, since I doubt you have intention of answering a civilized question that was offered with no offense intended or solicited as retort.

2007-06-04 [Delladreing]: Hah I may just have to end our relation over the fact that you just showed such blatant idiocy in the field of "missing the point"

2007-06-04 [Nazarath.93]: Then dela, explain the point. I am here to learn

2007-06-04 [Delladreing]: The whole thing, is meant to work you up. Its meant to make you think its being hypocrtical, and it wants you to make the mistake you just made.

2007-06-04 [Nazarath.93]: Make me think im hypocritical? SO they are here garnering attention to make people feel stupid? What a waste of time im afraid.

2007-06-04 [Delladreing]: No, it wants you to believe that IT is hypocritical. Its a test to see who is smart enough to realise when someone has a point or if they are just being a "omg teh god hater"

2007-06-04 [Nazarath.93]: I think its opinionated, but the only thing I thought hypocritical, at least the only thing I would ask about, would be the fact that the selected use of words seems more whiny than the people they are accusing of whining about. Also it didnt work me up, had it offended me I would have come here to harass, in lieu I asked a simple question, I was expecting an attempted offensive remark in retort. Which you clearly missed the point of my question. So allow me to re phrase: Why cant you take more civilised words and use them to attack an opposing religion?

2007-06-04 [Delladreing]: Because more often than not, they do not either.

2007-06-04 [Delladreing]: Playgans is not renound for its formal use of language, I curse, swear and name call all throughout that.

2007-06-04 [Nazarath.93]: Well any real satanist knows to not offend unless offended. As Nietzsche said 'politeness first, always politeness" I just see it as weak if one has to drag out various thunder and profanity, and or threats when writing about religions. I think we are humans above religious fanatics.

2007-06-04 [Delladreing]: Your average interenet user and general teenager is not. The majority of "satanists" and people that claim to me "pagan" do so to offend regardless.

2007-06-04 [windowframe]: Could just be me, but even by asking your second question, you're still missing the point of the wiki. You seem to be asking "why don't you not make a point?" The point the wiki makes is through the use of it's language. It's called 'parody'.

2007-06-05 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Okay, here's the deal, I wrote this big whole thing and my computer fucked up, so I'll shorten it. [Nazarath.93], I respectfully ask you to leave so as not to start a huge argument and rivalry. I would like to sincerely apologize if that seems blunt, but I'm kinda pissed right now. I would, however, like to continue this discussion in private, thus I invite you to my home, [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]. I assure, and [The Voice of Difference] can verify, that I do know a fair amount about these subjects. I just really do not want a whole big argument going on here, because, that's not what this page is about.

2007-06-05 [Nazarath.93]: Apologies, and forgivness I implore. I shall respect your wishes and leave kindly, and since you are in a bad mood I shall ignore the bluntness of your request.

2007-06-06 [Avoral]: Actually, I have no problem with Nazarath's opinion here.
The wiki was originally made before the big emo craze hit ET, when it was popular for everyone to be a bunch of whiny kids and proclaim themselves "goth" and all that jazz. But when you'd talk to them civilly with your points on the subject, they'd agree with you on every little thing and say how much they hated the same things you did, and then turn around and use half the things you said to make themselves the top of their little cliquish social circles. Just look at Crazy Goths in its heyday. So I decided to break out the most abrasive thing I could, complete with the pseudo-Christian zeal I found burns a pit in their heads like peace signs at a Masonic lodge, and slammed their subculture and those like them in a way that made me the most boisterous, pigheaded person around. And then, when people like you--or at least with intent like yours--came around, I'd pick apart their logic and stab them in the eyes with the fragments.
So when it all died down, and the emo kids were pretty much stuck submissively sniveling and blowing out their own brains, I let this sit as my little hangout and occasionally, people like you do come along. Today, I'm civil, since I'm getting a break in my AIT training. But it's not always like that.

2007-06-06 [Nazarath.93]: So if I may intrude once more: The point of this wiki is to offend people who claim to agree with satanism, so they can throw a fit like whining little emo kids? I wish someone had explained that to me sooner, I thought this was another christain gathering to take turns making fun of satanism when they clearly have no idea of what they are talking about (because there seems to be many of them on ET). It wasnt my intent to act like one of those emo whining fake satanist kids who piss me off equally as they do you. Forgive me if I gave off such a persona.

2007-06-06 [Pyra]: *giggle* Ohh, Avy, I do belive you would have sucked Nazarath's soul out through his nostrils if you wern't getting a break in your training.

Nazarath, I simply must explain to you how hilarious your poor judgment was. Although I have very little against actual Christianity, the psudo-christians that seem to be breeding like the dickens, the ones that preach exceptance but shun all that isn't exactly like them piss me the fuck off. You won't find anyone that dislikes them more than me. You made a mistake. But don't worry. Avy could do that to anyone.

Wow....I think all of what I just wrote sucks. I'm a bit drunk. Camping trips do this to me.

Oh, and Nazarath...don't dare ever speak to Dela in a condesending way again.

2007-06-06 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Right. That's actually what I said this wiki was about in the comment I wrote before my computer went all psycho. Damn machines!!!

2007-06-06 [Nazarath.93]: Well I get the idea now. I didnt want to bother reading it all since ive heard the christian pitch to much.

And I didnt speak to Dela in a condesending way, I was as respectful as I could be to her, I would never insult Dela because she is a friend.

2007-06-06 [Pyra]: I <3 you, Ronin.
Oh,
And,
I friggen love that movie.

2007-06-06 [Pyra]: Alright, Nazarath.
It seemed like you did, but I guess I was wrong. I'm sorry for that. I tend to be VERY protective when it comes to people I adore.

2007-06-06 [Delladreing]: <3 Pyra

2007-06-06 [Nazarath.93]: Its ok. Like I said, I came here with no intent on offending anyone. Especially Dela because I actually know her. And Because I mistook this whole wiki I gave it a very poor judgement. I just judged a book by its cover. And for that I apologized.

2007-06-06 [Pyra]: @Dela:<img:44166_1164145221.gif>

It's....alright...
You know, you're not all that bad.
You're very polite.
Hmm...Okay. <img:44166_1164145171.gif>

In the mean time...I just coughed up something red and brown.
......<img:44166_1164903273.gif>

2007-06-07 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: I agree. It's refreshing to see someone who actually is polite to people, even in the midst of minor conflicts.

2007-06-07 [Nazarath.93]: Rule #1 of social life: Politeness always, its easier to win friends and defeat your enemies. ^^

2007-06-07 [Pyra]: True. But, we do have a duty to smack down all those who buy into idiotic sub-cultures.
I'm sorry I confused you with someone like that.

BAH! *dies* ANTHONY! You gave me pnemonia. Bastard.

2007-06-08 [Nazarath.93]: Its alright, I admit I do look the part because of the way I choose to dress.

2007-06-08 [Pyra]: Ehh.

2007-06-09 [Avoral]: OMFGWTF
Lillsy, you seriously got pneumonia?!
Damn, I knew it sounded more serious, but I forgot I myself kinda got the whole possible pneumonia thing going on. And there was always that part where I didn't go to the doctor about it and fought it off in the meantime.

And hey, Nazarath, it's cool. I expect people to flip out straight off. And since I'm having a really good week, I myself subscribed to the whole "politeness first" deal.

So
EVERYBODY
FRIGGIN
SMILE

2007-06-09 [Pyra]: CHILL Anthony. Chill. It's okay. Breathe.
You didn't actually give me pneumonia. I'm fine. It just really fucking felt like it. You know, the whole collapsing after running, and not being able to breath for two minutes every ten minutes thing.
...A friggen smile of mine splits my face in half. Kinda like a halloweeny. I'll stick to normal smiles, thank you very much.

TEH FIONA. I love you. <3.

2007-06-09 [Delladreing]:

<3

to you my lurve.

2007-06-09 [Pyra]: *Squiggies in the chair of happy*

2007-06-09 [Avoral]:

<3

to you as well, O object of my undying affections.

2007-06-09 [Delladreing]: omg, so much love in this room...it feels odd :P

2007-06-09 [Pyra]: I...know...
I don't like it...

2007-06-10 [Neimo]: *slaps Anakai around with a week-old trout*
...feel better?

2007-06-10 [Avoral]: *Overdrive*
*Eye twitches*
*Nerves shot, blades appear in ye pocketses, knuckles harden back to their original pale scrawny guy near-spikes*
Let's go stab somebody.

2007-06-10 [Delladreing]: w00h

2007-06-11 [Neimo]: ^_^
*hearts the homocidal scrawny pale dude like whoa*

2007-06-11 [Pyra]: *loves [Neimo] like whoa*

2007-06-11 [Neimo]: *beams*
*collects the love somewhat warily*
...is it like those Valentine Candies with little phrases and stuff on them?

2007-06-11 [Pyra]: No.
It's better.

2007-06-12 [Neimo]: ...better than Valentine candies?!
Impossible!
If not only because of taste difference, than because everyone knows those candies were actually made a hundred years ago and they've just been selling the surplus on Valentines Day ever since...
And you can't tell me you know of any love that's lasted longer than a hundred years....
-eye shift-
*devours the love anyway*

2007-06-14 [Avoral]: Uh-huh. Love of money is the root of many evils.
And evil lasts foreverrrrrrrrrrrrr.

2007-06-14 [Neimo]: *thwaps Anakai*
Lies!
...unless you're a Viking...
-eye shift-

2007-06-15 [Pyra]: ...I'm a Viking!
<.<....

2007-06-15 [Neimo]: Swoot!
*takes [Pyra] a'Viking!*

2007-06-15 [Pyra]: ...I love you! X3!!
*hands you teh scepter of awesome*

2007-06-17 [Avoral]: I'm most definitely Viking material.
Except I bathe.

2007-06-17 [Neimo]: Actually, the Vikings bathed as well, although not quite like you and I do.
Saunas were the thing back then.
And after sweating themselves to death, they'd go running out and jump into an icy lake/stream.

2007-06-18 [Pyra]: <img:44166_1164145147.gif>
<img:44166_1164144892.gif>
I can just picture a dozen hairy guys completely nekked except for the viking hat and a scarf all running and crashing into a river going "Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

And let me tell you, the mental image is pretty fucking funny.

2007-06-19 [Neimo]: *giggles*

2007-06-19 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Fucking funny!!! Yet utterly disgusting at the same time! <img:stuff/ice-gif.gif><img:stuff/k-gif.gif>

2007-06-19 [Nazarath.93]: I always said There is nothing scarier than a huge muscley viking charging at you naked with a huge sword...0.o but your image is much more terrifying!

2007-06-19 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: I surrender to few, but a naked viking could make me run!

2007-06-19 [Nazarath.93]: Maybe not if they shaved a bit!

2007-06-19 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Maybe, but do they make razors that strong?<img:44166_1164144892.gif>

2007-06-19 [Nazarath.93]: I seriously doubt it!

2007-06-20 [Pyra]: ....<img:44166_1164145262.gif>...*ahem* Might I remind you all that I am of viking blood, and not ALL of us are quite so hairy.<img:44166_1164145101.gif>

2007-06-20 [Delladreing]: Wax is a wonder for that.

2007-06-21 [Nazarath.93]: Sorry Pyra...but I am very full in viking blood ^^ sometimes its fun just to jab at your own heritage ^^

2007-06-21 [Neimo]: *hearts [Pyra] and stabs everybody that is the cause of those adorable little orange faces*

2007-06-21 [Avoral]: Yeah, I'm on the verge of declaring those faces outlawed.

I totally almost got in a fight with a naked guy the other day.

2007-06-22 [Mister Awesome]: Double-u-tee-eff?!?!?!?!?

2007-06-22 [Pyra]: XD
XD
AHHHH.
Anthony. Anthony. I fucking love your life. Gimme all those akward situations you don't want. I'll gladly take them off your hands.

2007-06-24 [Avoral]: Oh god.
Gladly.
I just had some guy turn around in a car because ol' Jonathan Sporadic decides he's going to sling a floor mat at a random passerby's windshield--Jon runs off, and I just nonchalantly keep walking while the guy's threatening to beat me up, just waiting for him to start swinging. He gets a little put out that I'm blowing him off, but gets in the car and drives off.

2007-06-24 [Neimo]: *smuts Anakai*

2007-06-24 [Pyra]: *loves upon teh Anthony*
Well, at least you're brave....

2007-06-24 [Neimo]: *drags [Pyra] back in time*
*sets her up among the Vikings as a skald and watches her get plenty rich*
*beams happily*

2007-06-24 [Avoral]: Yeah, brave enough to blow him off with the same logic I use on everyone else.
"Really? That's cool. Nah, I didn't throw it. But go ahead and take a swing if you like."

2007-06-24 [Pyra]: *gives [Neimo] half of the riches*
I love you! >X3

2007-06-25 [Neimo]: *wouldn't like to see poor Anakai pummeled to the ground*
;_;
*drags [Pyra] off to the market to buy us some nifty thralls (also known as slaves)*

2007-06-26 [Pyra]: Gah! *huggles teh Neimo*
As long as they all get free room, food, and can leave whenever they like I'm cool with it. ^____________^

2007-06-27 [Neimo]: *has never been a believer in tormenting one's slaves...especially when one can torment free-living people just as easily, and with a great deal more pleasure*

2007-06-27 [Pyra]: *loves you*

2007-06-30 [Avoral]: Yeah, I like to toy with my slaves' minds. But other than that, I treat them well.
*Warheads*

2007-07-01 [Pyra]: ...<.<.....*Grabs the Warheads away from you*

2007-07-01 [Neimo]: *calmly grabs the Warheads from [Pyra] and has her hold Anakai down as I stuff them down every available orrfice of his body...including some newly-made ones* ...still think mistreating slaves is fun, deary? *serene smile*

2007-07-01 [Pyra]: ...Gah...Ack...O.< I can't do that to Anthony...
I'm the slave he was talking about...=|

2007-07-01 [Neimo]: *lol*
Oh well...even if you can't do that to poor Anakai...doesn't mean I can't...
*wicked grin*

2007-07-02 [Pyra]: By the way, not funny.

I lost a huuuuuuuge bet to him a while ago. So bah.
Gah! *Saves teh poor Anthony from an orifice-y death*

2007-07-03 [Neimo]: Bah
*waves a hand about*
I've known Anakai for -forever-
And my cousin knew him for several years before I did
Abusing Anakai is a must...a simple must.

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